O Christmas Roast

I posted this on Twitter. Here it is for posterity.

O Christmas Roast, O Christmas Roast!
Thy rawness shall be ending
O Christmas Roast, O Christmas Roast!
Thy rawness shall be ending

Inside the oven you shall go
So that the juice within you flows
O Christmas Roast, O Christmas Roast!
Thy rawness shall be ending

O Christmas Roast, O Christmas Roast!
Such gravy will you make me!
O Christmas Roast, O Christmas Roast!
Such gravy will you make me!

The thermometer will pierce your side
Until your temp reads 125
O Christmas Roast, O Christmas Roast!
Such gravy will you make me!

O Christmas Roast, O Christmas Roast!
We’ll set our teeth upon thee!
O Christmas Roast, O Christmas Roast!
We’ll set our teeth upon thee!

Two yards of plastic will we turn
To avoid a chilling freezer burn
O Christmas Roast, O Christmas Roast!
We’ll save you for another meal

Each tasty bite
Each dab of meat
No other bite will fill my cheeks

O Christmas Roast, O Christmas Roast!
Within our guts digesting
Within our guts digesting

Written by Scott Williams who lives and works in sunny Phoenix, AZ. Twitter is also a place.